Balls 2 That – This insane fella is covered in bandages and loves adventure.
Mustard – This pessimistic nurse is sexy, sassy and well groomed.
Colonel Sugar – She is a double agent of some sort, working for the military and the evil General Tso.
Sgt.Olive – He is Balls’ old army sergeant who regrettably keeps bumping in Balls in civilian life.
Dr.Rind – He is Balls’ psychotherapist and Mustard’s boss. He has been running mind control experiments on Balls and truly the only character to ever further the plot in any of this.
General Tso – The most obvious bad guy ever.
Blendy – The blender brought to life through Frankenstein style mad science. Balls’ best friend.
Vexine – She is another nurse who helps doctor Rind. She helps fill in lots of empty character slots.
Monk Ketchup – Mustard’s wise and ancient teacher.