Suck Cess

Suck Cess

I know the saying, “Necessity is the mother of invention” is more notable, but “Failure is the mother of success” is also a good saying. And really helps with this joke.

Also, remember to call your mom. And if you are successful, tell her that she is a failure.

  • Jegsimmons

    well she gave birth to a homicidal, dangerous, gun wielding test monkey…..and we established mustard is balls mother.

    Which means…..Balls is a mother fucking monkey.

  • So who’s the mother of failure then?

    • Jegsimmons

      Jada Smith?