Sexually Transmitted Fascism

Normally I don’t get too swept up in celebrity gossip but this thing with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James keeps getting worse and worse. How does Jesse talk his way out of an affair like that?
“I’m sorry baby, I was unfaithful. And she’s a tattoo fetish model. And there are naked pictures of her all over the internet and she’s  cashing in on this. Oh yeah and there was one other thing… She’s a Nazi.”