Old Spicy

Old Spicy

Seriously kids, do not do drugs. Maybe do soap instead. It seems to have worked well for that Old Spice guy. I hear he lives on that shit. Breakfast, lunch and dinner nothing but soap. He must have had a real potty mouth as a kid and had his mouth washed out with soap so much that he got hooked on the taste. Uh, so I guess, don’t eat soap either. It’s apparently highly addictive. I guess go smoke or something seeing as everything is bad for you.