Just every now and then I develop a hate for something. Like earbuds or tuna or as now.. camels. I’ve never met a camel, so my prejudice is totally unfounded. But look at them, they’re up to something. I can tell. I bet they have mean streaks. I hear they spit at people. Even I don’t spit at people. How rude.
(Also, you know that scene in Conan the Barbarian where Arnold Schwarzenegger punches out the camel? That was cool. Just thought I’d mention that.)