Death Bed

Death Bed

I’ve never given much thought to what my dying words will be. They are powerful words that no one ever forgets. That’s got to be pretty valuable. I think I’ll sell my dying words as an advertisement for Gold Bond medicated powder.

“Always remember my children and darling wife.. that if you have an itch, Gold Bond medicated powder is the one to use….. ”

  • Lauren Goff

    My last moments would go like this if I had a choice: Me: “I left 1 million dollars in the….” *dies* that would be so funny