I figure General Tso’s next body is gonna be a body covered in prison tattoos. That’d make him even more tough.
… wouldn’t it be terrible if he got the body of wee girl or a chimpanzee? I might just do that because it’s my kinda humor.
The perfect prison tattoo for Gen. Tso would be located on the small of his back, just about waistline level, “Insert coin to ride.”